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Pubic Episode

Once a month, homosexual males' pubic hair grows at an unconrrollable rate and smells awful. For an entire week, the smell and length of the pubes prevent this man from masturbating, putting him in a terribly bitchy mood.

Man: Dylan is having such a pubic episode this week!

Woman: What a poor dumb homo!

by cock munch yeah now November 18, 2013