clam baker III's definitions

Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.

It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!

by clam baker III November 23, 2009