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ava

there are many kinds of ava's, wether it be the gurl with the lesbian moms, of the person that's a total bipolar bitch. the first ava at least try's to be nice, but it often comes out as awkward. ava number one is also a pushover and lacks stability, leaving her target to more manipulative friends. which leaves us with ava number 2. this ava hates people, including children and people generally. if she is mad at you, she will go out of her way to make your life a living hell. she will befriend you, and consume most of your time and present her self in such a nice way, but DO NOT BE FOOLED! this ava will betray you in front of the guy she likes, or hit you upside the head when the football team walks by. she obviously has some issues and should probably get that checked out.

person 1- "what's her name?"

person 2- "oh that's, ava, she's new."

person 1- "imma go say hi and be a functioning person, maybe introduce myself,"

ava #2- "hsssssss back off bitch!"

everyone- "ahhhhhh!! it's satan!!"

by claireisfat69 October 10, 2018