cjm1981's definitions

laughtulate

to laugh so hard one farts.

John thought George's joke was so funny he accidentally laughtulated.

by cjm1981 June 1, 2009

Zip and Drip

occurs when a man replaces his penis in his pants without ensuring that he is fully finished urinating. Small wet spots on a man's khakis around the crotch region is often evidence of zip and drip.

Fearing that he may get caught urinating outside, Tom quickly refastened his pants resulting in a severe case of zip and drip.

by cjm1981 June 1, 2009