bert nosed

after bieng in a fight and your nose is swollen so much you are a clone of bert from seasame street
OH MY GOD look at that bert nosed guy he must of got real fukd up
by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005
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cillit bang monster

a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast
by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005
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