2 definitions by ciamp

township

a high school located in sewell new jersey. its nowhere near an accomplishment to graduate from this place. if you don't come out of there without a soul, your leaving with a degree in prostitution. theres way too many bomb scares, the fire alarm is always broken, everyones on drugs, everyone drinks smirnoff and acts like they're drunk, police show up at every football game, the 11/12 building never has air conditioning/phone service, and every girl in the school basically needs a good mauling with a baseball bat.

ciamp: oh hey lets go push that township whore down the stairs
andrew: yeah!!!

by ciamp October 12, 2008

wink the sphinc

A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.

In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.

by ciamp November 3, 2015