chris wheelie's definitions

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

dung tardis

Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Jagged Annie

Female genitalia. Have only ever heard this phrase used by Sex Pistols' guitarist Steve Jones, whilst on an American Radio Station. Possibly originating from South London & The Home Counties circa 1960s, though sounds of a much earlier century, perhaps 18th?

(to female caller on live Radio Show)
"Have you got a hairy Jagged Annie?"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Jiggered

An exclamation to use among quaint and polite circles, when really you mean buggered.

"Well, I'll be jiggered!" ejaculated Auntie Gladys, when Gracie won bingo the third time that day.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005