chris jones's definitions

wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.

John wormholed Sally.

by Chris Jones February 1, 2005

Rundraise

Running to raise money for charity.

Run -> Fundraise
Rundraise

I'm going to rundraise money for charity.

Lets put on a rundraiser

by chris jones May 23, 2019

fridge magnet

an alternative and politer version of swearing

ah...fridge magnet!
rob schneider is..... a fridge magnet! (rated pg13)

by chris jones June 10, 2007