Definitions by chris jones
slurphead
means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language
slurphead by chris jones March 24, 2005
is this the way to amarillo?
good question? where is it? You could reply:
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
is this the way to amarillo? by chris jones March 24, 2005
wormhole
A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.
wormhole by Chris Jones February 1, 2005