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The state of being when one is exceptionally intoxicated by good tasting alcoholic beverages over an extended length of time.
"We went wine tasting last weekend on a Vineyard Bus Tour, and by the evening of both days I was particularly well marinaded. "
by chota boy December 3, 2015
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A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup
SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."
by chota boy January 10, 2009
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