chode boiler's definitions

Meat Fondue

When you fill a womans vagina with molten cheese and then dunk the mans penis in it and then get the woman to suck it off.

"That girl gave a hot meat fondue last night"

by chode boiler May 3, 2010

Chode Boiler

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle

"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"

by chode boiler May 1, 2010

Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"

Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp

by chode boiler November 10, 2010

Thai nugget

The result of nuggatizing a thai lady boy and then dunking them in disinfectant. Then selling them on the black market for prostiution (being used as a fleshlight). The buyer will carry them away under their arm like a suitcase. They can be customised.

Thanks for the Thai nugget! Could you customise it to hold my shit pants?

by chode boiler May 21, 2011

Elbawrist

The area between your eblow and wrist

Ow, i was bismarked on my elbawrist yesterday by a chode.

by chode boiler December 4, 2010