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shazney

Richard: holy shazney i found a penny!

Bill: bull shazney
by chip fat machine May 20, 2008
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runescape

no! just no. this game killed my life, and drove me away from my family. i was like "it's jus a game, my mates play it will be fun".

then i had this crazy urge to start paying to play. then i couldn't stop. when i quit it was like a drug, calling me. i couldn't stop, i can't stop.

it is so shit, but its worse than cigarettes (uh i quit them easy like) and every time i play im bored shitless, but i think to myself, oh 5 more minuted won't hurt and 8 hours have passed and im still there.
friend 1: hey u coming out?
dave: nah im busy wc, sorry maybe later.
friend 2; (on the phone) hey mate you wanna come chop down some tree in real life, my dad gave me an axe.
dave: sos im cutting trees on runescape
friend 3: you wanna come out, ill pay you.
dave: nah im earning cash on runescape.
friend 3: just use an autoer
dave: oh yeh k.
friend 3: ill knock brt
(8 hours later) dave: omg woot 5 magic logs woot im rich!
next day dave is banned and hangs himself.
by chip fat machine May 20, 2008
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