chief bigstick's definitions

salty dog

When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.

Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."

Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."

by chief bigstick June 9, 2011

chocolate cannon

when you get an enema then run in front of your friend drop your pants and spray shit all over them their shoes and every thing in a 25 foot radius. Then yell out chocolate cannon and run away leaving your friend stunned, creeped out, and stuned.

Jerry: "Jim why you walking funny, dude what you doing, holy shit it got in my mouth!"

Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"

by chief bigstick October 24, 2011