D.A.

def.- abbreviated acronym for designated asshole; term used to describe someone or something (believed or try to convince oneself and others ) to be a chosen superior due to "has been" thoughts of grandeur.
ex. "In a fight, my boy took my car battery from under the hood and held it hostaged as his way of letting me know I wasn't going any where?!

" So now what?!" he boasted
" What? Who in the fuck do you think you are huh?"
" Im your Dad!" he smirked
" Yeah. You're a D.A.D. alright; Designated Asshole of the Day!! GO UNFUCK YOURSELF!!!"
by chestnut sprinkles November 10, 2009
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