2 definitions by chef suckmyballs
A mystical cave sometimes surround by a forest of hair. Inside the cave there is hidden treasure of gold. It is called the gold spot or the g-spot. But if you go to deep inside a monster will come out and ruin your life. Its called a Barbaric Abomination Bothering You also know as a B.A.B.Y.
Man 1- So what are you doing this weekend.
Man 2- I'm off to the Cave of Wonders.
Man 1- NO its to dangerous what if you disturb the monster.
Man 2- I LIVE FOR DANGER
ONE WEEKEND LATER
Man 1- How was the Cave of Wonders
Man 2- I have woken the monster.
Man 2- I'm off to the Cave of Wonders.
Man 1- NO its to dangerous what if you disturb the monster.
Man 2- I LIVE FOR DANGER
ONE WEEKEND LATER
Man 1- How was the Cave of Wonders
Man 2- I have woken the monster.
by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010
The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010