haeam

A rising instagram celebrity, who's name has been adapted to fit numerous social situations.

Noun.,
a schmeggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy boy

Verb.,
to be cool
Adverb.,
(Haeamly); to do something in the same manner which Haeam would, ie being pegged.
Adjective: synonymous with glittery
Haeam: My name is Haeam

Fan girls: oh dang really??? that's so haeam! I can't wait to haeamly peg you.

Haeam: that's a very Haeam top you have there.
Fan girl: thank you I got it for Glitter R Us
by cheeseman ;) March 12, 2021
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Quoan

An old English word contextually thought to mean something like “Complain”, Quoan is an amalgam of the words “Questionable” and “Groan”. It’s currently attributed to Shakespeare, as it’s found in two of Shakespeare’s Sonnets.
From Sonnet 212:
For I have not a half penny to loan
But you my love are anything but quoan

Potential use:
“Dude did you hear Stacy last night?”
“I know, she wouldn’t stop quoaning about her new boyfriend!”
by cheeseman ;) January 10, 2025
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