1 definition by cheeseburgerinparidise
A huge gated community in spotsylvania va, built on a battlefield and full of senators, and their scandals. Don't be surprised if you see a 16 year old driving a Range Rover as you enter the neighborhood, or as you drive by the Lake and see it empty. If you like drama you're in the right place, as housewives fight, or as the neighborhood kids throw each others bikes in the lake. Don't be surprised if the WineWood kids enter the neighborhood illegally through the broken gate. The high school kids attend the rich preppy school.. riverbend throw parties in the new construction houses in the back of the neighborhood and then later vandalize them. Having problems with your neighbors.. dont worry the useless fawn lake police is to the rescue, all their good for is giving you a ticket for parking on street.
Having second thoughts about moving here.. oh don't worry when your kids attend a top notch school, where someone tried to plot a shooting, they'll be fine as long as they have the nicest car in the parking lot.
Having second thoughts about moving here.. oh don't worry when your kids attend a top notch school, where someone tried to plot a shooting, they'll be fine as long as they have the nicest car in the parking lot.
by cheeseburgerinparidise March 14, 2017