chav's definitions

stroker

A person that likes 'the Strokes' band's music (or similar indie music) and is also considered a wanker because of it.

he is such a f*cking indie boy stroker

by Chav January 8, 2005

turniphead

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout

he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

by Chav January 8, 2005

po

A timid creature from the middle east terrorist also native to a small council estate in Runcorn. Has tendencies to mate at will regardless of the standard of the chosen mate. You can tell a po by its mating call that sounds like "you alright there how you doing?" be wary of this creature as it has a defective dna strand that results in irractic and inexplainable actions.

Passing hockey ball into friends face.
Dogging with Goofy

by chav April 8, 2005