hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.

Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

hephanie

She's saving everything but her mouth for marriage because its not sex if your just running around giving blowjobs all the time.

She's a hephanie she'll give you a bj but she's saving her pussy for her husband , she thinks that somehow makes her not a ho!

by charlie xoxo September 20, 2016

fannybaws

Usually someone who is a lesser human being, steals stuff off your table even if its just a roll up just for the sake of being a bawbag. Someone who is just there to have jokes made up about their very existence.
Can be used affectionately or derogatory

Alright fannybaws hows things mate?
Here fannybaws ma lighter out your pocket right now!
Er fannybaws coming now (you see hes now fannybaws because he took to long at the shop)

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive

Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!

by charlie xoxo October 04, 2016

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 04, 2016