cannie be arsed

Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
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fannybaws

Usually someone who is a lesser human being, steals stuff off your table even if its just a roll up just for the sake of being a bawbag. Someone who is just there to have jokes made up about their very existence.
Can be used affectionately or derogatory
Alright fannybaws hows things mate?
Here fannybaws ma lighter out your pocket right now!
Er fannybaws coming now (you see hes now fannybaws because he took to long at the shop)
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twinkletoes

The guys that we all know who talk about people and act like gangsters saying they're going to annihilate some big muscly guy whilst they are skinny little breakable dollies, usually about 5 stone in weight and wears a permanent tracksuit but the minute whoever the person is bitching about appears and they start to fight said idiot looks like he's being thrown around like a ballet dancer basically talking shite about being able to fight.
Mate: Here did you say you were gonny do me in?
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
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yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
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yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
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