momfrand

appreciated friend who takes care of you

someone with bad jokes

cringey but lovable
I get more support from my momfrand Murryn then I get from my actual parents
by chairman meowww June 09, 2017
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low key dying

When life hits you too hard but you can't be a bitch about it.
low key dying but it's ok
by chairman meowww June 09, 2017
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axe spray

One whiff can give you lung infection.

People who spray this shit around should be put away.
they say smoking kills but axe spray fucks you up the ass
by chairman meowww June 09, 2017
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