3 definitions by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb

waddle to victory

When one is shitting and uses up all the TP, and the new roll is too far to reach, one must waddle to retrieve the new roll, thus winning with a clean hole.

Bro, we were in the middle of a French exit when we noticed all the toilet paper had been used up, so then she made me waddle to victory for the fresh roll.

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb January 10, 2018

deep grind

One has an itchy asshole in public and does not want to be seen scratching, so he proceeds to drill his hips downward and slightly side to side thereby discarding of the itchy asshole.

Bro, I was on a date with this chick when I got the most itchy asshole you could imagine! Yeah, I didn't want her to know so when I sat down I did the deep grind, and she had no idea I just took care of the most itchy bunghole in the whole building!

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb January 29, 2018

Forescum

Scum that builds inside the foreskin

"Hey, bro, you get it all?"
"All what?"
"All that forescum. Stacy told me it was REALLY backing up. If you want, I know a guy. You really gotta keep that helmet clean, my man."

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb April 26, 2018