Definitions by cary wichaven

philidelphia cheese rape

lube ass whole with cream cheese shove a bagel up your ass and blow your load into someones mouth

when krusty starts talking shit i perform a Philidelphia cheese rape

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.

It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark