carlos c's definitions

asstronomer

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).

herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.

by carlos c March 3, 2008

givafuk

it's short for "give a fuck". plural = "givzafuk"

singular: i don't givafuk.

pulural: who givzafuk?

by carlos c March 30, 2008

donezies

simply, a synonym for done.

that girl just took 4 back-to-back shots of 151... she's donezies.

by carlos c March 21, 2008