captaincrunk's definitions

nigger o's

A type of cereal commonly eaten by white people in order to improve their stamina and jumping ability. Also is known to increase penis size, but has the sad side effect of "broke assness", or more simply the condition of having no money. First seen on Chapellels Show

Hey jake, didja get yo daily nigger o's today?

Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?

by CaptainCrunk December 7, 2006

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019