captain tegan's definitions

Smalking

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

by captain tegan December 18, 2009