Definitions by captain shame

exploding cabbage 

when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.

last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.

exploding cabbage by captain shame June 27, 2011

drippy plop 

when you take a dump and your poop starts dripping and then it plops.

today at the office, i took a mad drippy plop. the rest room was never the same after that.

drippy plop by captain shame June 27, 2011