Definitions by captain cane

most elite lady 

a mysterious girl who doesn't give anyone her all unless she deems you worthy; and still she holds back. she leads a private life, but all eyes are on her when she says or does anything at all. she was born to shine, but rather just sit pretty on her throne. she is a woman of great depth and glory.

I wanted to ask her out on a date but she's a most elite lady I don't know how to approach!

most elite lady by captain cane November 7, 2013

The Robert Hall 

A pizza ordered from the Hurricane Hut at the University of Tulsa. Consists of Albert's barbecue sauce, chicken, and bacon. Drops panties.

Hot chick: "What are you getting?"
Robert Hall: "I'm getting my pizza, the Robert Hall."
Hot chick: "Let's get dirty."

The Robert Hall by Captain Cane January 22, 2008