Definitions by cap’n shnirst

Snirsty

When one has a thirsty nose, it is said to be ‘snirsty’. Of particular relevance to the act of snorting cocaine. Variations may be improvised to refer to all manners of insufflation. Common substitutions include ‘shnirsty’ and its whinier cousin, ‘snorsty’, conveying an implied sense of urgency.

Papa, I’m a snirsty boi… May I have some shnorst for my snirst-hole?

She’s a total shnirst trap, she’s only after your blow, bro

Snirsty by cap’n shnirst July 10, 2025