byei’m steve's definitions

Lazer

A Bill Wurtz meme by himself, used in my REDACTED.

I got shot by a huge lazer on my REDACTED.

by byei’m steve August 22, 2022

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

A supermassive word that was thought by children as the largest word in world history. It was known in the future that there was a word bigger than this.

Teacher: Okay, recess time! We are going to play the short stick. Whoever gets the short stick has to tell me the largest word in the dictionary.
Bill: Aww, I got the short stick!
Teacher: What is it?
Bill: ....supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Teacher: Yes!
(Both go to the future)
Teacher: WRONG!!!! You owe me detention!!!!!!!

by byei’m steve July 25, 2020

Fucking hell

Where you go afterlife and you say it to the devil

old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell

by byei’m steve July 22, 2020

Fucking bitch

When someone bullies you and you try to say something rude.

Random Guy: (pushes you)
You: hey, stop that
Random Guy: you’re a fucking idiot
You: You are bullshit

You: and you are a fucking bitch

by byei’m steve July 21, 2020