Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024