2 definitions by burt reynold's mustache.

When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.
person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
by burt reynold's mustache. June 3, 2007
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When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)
person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."
by burt reynold's mustache. June 3, 2007
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