dat gucci ass

buying a solid gold ass!!!

peter: hey Gregory did you tap dat gucci ass? because you better fucking not have it was 1 million dollars?!
Gregory: yah I tapped that.
Peter: fuck you!!!
Gregory: fuck you too!!!
Peter: im the only nigga dat gotta tap dat gucci ass!
Gregory: ok chill nigga I know its your gucci ass.

by bullshit meister November 14, 2017

Donald trumps gayyyy

Donald trumps gayyyy he's really gay

a person who hates Donald trump: Donald trumps gayyyy that extremely gay looking bastard!
someone who doesn't know who Donald trump is: ok that's your opinion.

by bullshit meister November 14, 2017

erroneus bulldick

when someone's talking bullshit

Luke: I saw you making out with your sister Barbara.
ben: that's erroneus bulldick Luke!

by bullshit meister November 06, 2017

quenpo

a martial art involving telepathy

Jason: I have learnt well my master I see quenpo in its truest form, I must telepathically mindfuck hores named selena and then fuck them with my dick

an old Chinese guy: well done my son

by bullshit meister November 07, 2017