3 definitions by brookie brooks
similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.
While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.
by brookie brooks August 22, 2006
A speed boat or the like, comprised of 99% dudes on any lake or river of the like, whereas they all proclaim there are a "assload" of hoes with them.
by brookie brooks August 26, 2006
The act of sqeezing out the resulting water from an "anal opener"...Therefore cleansing the colon with river or lake water or the like.
by brookie brooks August 26, 2006