bronco 2's definitions

Lynch

Managing to somehow fuck up things that are impossible to fuck up, like opening a door, pouring a glass of water, etc.

Bob: What'd you do to your hand?
Bill: I pulled a Lynch this morning trying to get a glass of water, I broke the glass and the sink...

by bronco 2 December 6, 2009

Pull A Peter

Doing something really stupid while under the influence of large amounts of alcohol and cocaine. Including but not limited to CSC, home invasion, and GTA.

Bob: How'd you get the sweet car?
Bill: I was fucked up last night and had to pull a peter...

by bronco 2 December 6, 2009