4 definitions by brohan Sebastian Bach

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The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.
Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
by brohan Sebastian Bach February 28, 2011
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1. Any form of a downer kept for the emergency of a bad comedown from cocaine.
2. A fail safe against the comedown off cocaine.
Guy: Chop me out another railski babe, I feel like shit.
Girl: Were all out!
Guy: Thats cool I got a sniff safe, theres a bottle of Zanex and a case of Coors Light downstairs
by Brohan Sebastian Bach February 28, 2011
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A variation of bro, probably the most addictive form to say. Named from the century old Rohm and Haas chemical manufacturing company, a subsidiary of The Dow Chemical Company.
Friend 1: Whats up bromosexual?
Friend 2: Nothing much brohm and haas.
by Brohan Sebastian Bach February 19, 2011
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1. When you have done too much cocaine and you need to use a downer to even you out
2. Similar to a sniff safe, a fail safe against a bad comedown from cocaine, the blow brake is used to slow you down when you're too high.
Friend 1: What's the matter with you?
Friend 2: Dude my heart is racing, I think I might be od'in.
Friend 1: Just relax man, you're fine.
Friend 2: No man I'm grindin my teeth dull in there, people probably think I'm a scumbag coke head. Dude, engage the blow brake.
Friend 1: Alright man four beers comin right up!
by brohan Sebastian Bach February 28, 2011
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