12 definitions by brittany_notyourgirl

my stories

1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view

"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"

by brittany_notyourgirl August 29, 2005

Downlow Brother

1.) A man who secretly partakes in homosexual conduct, but lives a hetrosexual lifestyle. Often married, with childern.
2.) A man who many women believe is gay

"Hey, girl did you hear about Shay?"
"Yeah, I heard to beat the black off of her man when she found out he was a downlow brother!"

by brittany_notyourgirl August 28, 2005

beat the brakes

1.) To hurt or fuck someone up real bad. Often followed with the word "off".
Also see beat the black

"Yeah that bitch stepped out of line. So you know I had to beat the brakes off her has.."

by brittany_notyourgirl August 28, 2005

cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by brittany_notyourgirl August 29, 2005

average hoe

1.) A young woman that has nothing special about her or nothing that stands out

"You still gonna try to holla at Mike when you know he dating Kity?"
"Hell yeah! Girl, fuck her. That bitch an average hoe anyway!"

by brittany_notyourgirl August 29, 2005