2 definitions by brianringo
A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.
Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?
Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......
Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......
by brianringo July 11, 2010
Carlos , an average name that means "SHORT CUBAN" that thinks he is cool. But sadly has to emit to his friends that his mom works at burger king , 23 hours of the day. The other hour of the day she is working the streets, giving cheap blowjobs to old African American men.
Brian: Hey are we going over to Carlos's house today?
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
by brianringo July 11, 2010