brandon's definitions

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 3, 2003

pokens

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

by brandon March 25, 2004

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

Sausage Fest

A party of only men, where the sole purpose is to cook and eat sausage and bratwurst.

SausageFest 2003

by Brandon December 4, 2003

Chacken

a term used to describe someone who is incoherent or acting stupid,

Are you listening to me chacken?

by Brandon August 7, 2004

Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.

Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

JIT

A dance involving a moving of the foot/ leg.

We was at a party and we had t jit.

by Brandon June 6, 2003