optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Henry The Magical Lion

A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.

"I'ma stab you in tha face"

by Brandon April 14, 2005

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 06, 2003

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 26, 2004

zed

the letter 'Z'.

Read the Bible from A to zed.

by Brandon August 05, 2003

jiminy christmas

kinda like holy shit or jebus christ

oh jiminy christmas

by brandon February 18, 2005