3 definitions by boring squirrel

SQL

The language that eliminates the usage of clicking and dragging to manipulate data. Unlike Excel without Macros, re-orders multiple columns simultaneously. Handles some back-end web-applications. Saves time and labor. Oddly, it's not taught in all colleges. Not all statistics/data science professors know SQL. Great for summarizing your finances or creating tables.

I SQL'd this job and eliminated the need to hire an bunch of high-schoolers to click and drag.

by boring squirrel December 9, 2022

physical education

the class should be year-round because rich kids do it year-round anyways while poor kids play videogames all day during the summer

physical education is ironically optional during the summer.

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022

gym teacher

someone who should not take summer vacations and open up a summer athletic camp instead

she/he's a gym teacher and a bully

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022