Pretendo

fake, weak, not very potent weed. a parody of Endo.

i know a lot of ya'll niggaz out there think you smokin' dro, but you actually smokin PRETENDO!
-young buck

by boom boom b July 28, 2004

bubonic chronic

weed so potent it will give you the black plague.

wow, that shit is bubonic chronic.

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

99 Problems

to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.

guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

plug

a source from which to score drugs, principally marijuana

yo, lemmie get the number of your plug man...

by boom boom b July 14, 2004

loped

high on marijuana... same as stoned, or blazed, or chronic'ed out, high, faded, etc.

"I'm, high till' I die, loped till' they smoke me!"
2pac'

"Aint' nothing but a G thang baby, two loped out niggas goin' crazy."
Snoop Dogg

by boom boom b July 08, 2004

ho

an easy bitch to get at

Shorty, I been watchin' you, watching me.
Now tell me what you like more, my watch or me?
Hahah!

by boom boom b July 24, 2004

Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 19, 2004