boni de la fuente's definitions

christian wank

from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.

the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.

by boni de la fuente November 8, 2007

catholic wank

the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.

she had a headache so i had to settle for a catholic wank

by boni de la fuente November 29, 2007