Definitions by boni de la fuente
catholic wank
the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.
catholic wank by boni de la fuente November 29, 2007
christian wank
from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.
the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.
christian wank by boni de la fuente November 8, 2007