2 definitions by boni de la fuente

the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.
she had a headache so i had to settle for a catholic wank
by boni de la fuente November 7, 2007
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from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.

the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.
by boni de la fuente October 23, 2007
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