George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.
by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 17, 2020
A nag
Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*
Me: *runs away*
by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020
I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
I invited Gillian over to watch Spongebob Squarepants and she Patgasm-ed all over the couch. It was messy.
by bogosuperelf April 16, 2021