bogosuperelf's definitions

Pakees

The highly gifted circus performers and carnival folk at sea world balancing golden balls on their noses and jumping through flaming hoops.

I took my kids to sea world to see the pakees and she said she wanted to be a pakee when she grew up.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Uh-Huh And

When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.

Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.

Uh-Huh And.

by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021

escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

such as it is

A sarcastic way of letting someone know that their pipe dream or failure to appreciate the reality of the situation is not an actual step toward this goal

Sheila can often be seen prostituting, doing rails, and chasing the dragon. Her ideal match on tinder would be a tall muscular rich man who would marry her and go down on her every chance he gets. Such as it is my other car is a Lamborghini.

by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021

Mikayla

Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.

Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.

by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Ghostwriter

A model's wet dream

Ghostwriter: I think Jisushi has a boner for me.

by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020