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Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004

horny

sexually aroused

I am so horny.

by Bob Smith June 2, 2003

CREPE

1) A common misspellation of crap.
2) A baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.

1) Person 1: Man, I gotta take a CREPE!
Person 2: Don't you mean CRAP?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
2) Person 1: I just love Crepes with sugar for breakfast!
Person 2: Man, you SICK fuck!
Person 1: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet*

by Bob Smith February 25, 2005