Definitions by bob ross the crafter of sorts

blue parakeet 

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

blue parakeet by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 6, 2018

orange flamingo 

the act of shoving a yard flamingo up one's own ass until it comes out the other side.

i had a really tough time with that orange flamingo the other day, it took over 5 hours to remove it.

orange flamingo by bob ross the crafter of sorts January 18, 2018