4 definitions by bob nelson

glern

the act of gluttonizing somebody.

She glerned her husband to death with two giant homemade pot-roasts.

by bob nelson October 2, 2003

dirty laundry

The act of shitting in someone else's clothes dryer. Preferably runny. After the act has been performed, the dryer is then powered on to the high heat cycle thus crusting the shit into the drum of the dryer.

I went over to John's house and left my dirty laundry in his dryer. After that I made a quick exit.

by bob nelson January 5, 2006

Take a Biden

When you take a poop and it forgets where it was pooped. The poop came from its basement and smells bad.

I took a massive Biden, but I forgot which toilet it was in. (Take a Biden)

by bob nelson December 17, 2020

dump truck

When you come out of the bathroom after a huge greasy shit and then titty fuck a women thereby leaving a trail of slimy shit on her stomach. This is an excellent way to end a relationship.

I shit then gave Tracy a good dump truck.

by bob nelson January 5, 2006