bob's definitions

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

mong

See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.

You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.

by Bob February 5, 2003

hacky sack

testicles. hanging genitals, escpecially large, hairy ones. also when some one bangs thier scrotum

"eew man your hackey sack is mad hairy!"

" ow! my god damn hackey sack! FUCK!"

by bob February 5, 2003

zolton

1.(n)An uber L337 pwnz0r who likes to set thiings on fire, and eat chicken.

2.(v)the act of BBQ'ing thy enemy and feeding him to the rats.

(n)That guy is realy kicking our ass, he must be a zolton!
(v)You had better be careful or I will zolton you!

by bob February 10, 2003

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

perma-virgin

One who will remain a virgin for life, due to greasy hair, plain black shoes and a drinking problem.

That Robert guy over there is sure a real perma-virgin.

by Bob February 11, 2003

changor

backwards for rognahc

look its a rognahc or look its a changor

by BOB February 13, 2003