Definitions by bmjfan
Prostatiosage
What you call it when a girl has her finger up your ass massaging your prostate while she is simultaneously performing fellatio on you (sucking your dick).
Me: Dude, you’ve been edgy and irritable for two weeks. 🤷 ♂️
Friend: I can’t remember the last time I got my dick sucked… It’s making me grouchy.
Me: You also look tired AF.
Friend: Yeah, I wake up 10 times a night to piss because of my enlarged prostate.
Me: You need to go see Coco at the Asian massage parlor… She does Prostatiosage that will fix both your problems at the same time.
Friend: Fuck yeah!
Friend: I can’t remember the last time I got my dick sucked… It’s making me grouchy.
Me: You also look tired AF.
Friend: Yeah, I wake up 10 times a night to piss because of my enlarged prostate.
Me: You need to go see Coco at the Asian massage parlor… She does Prostatiosage that will fix both your problems at the same time.
Friend: Fuck yeah!
Prostatiosage by bmjfan September 2, 2026