blank flank's definitions

Jizzy

That laughable kid across the street doing weird things that you'd might not question. Also the kind of child who has a strange sense of humor.

That Jizzy kid's got some very crazy behavior. What the fuck is up with him? How much crack did he whack?

by blank flank March 2, 2023

Warren Cook

Infamous early 2010's internet user (and presumably an internet troll) mainly known for making "fake VHS openings." Warren Cook was a subject of ridicule by internet users (and aspies generally) as a way to hurt or make fun of him, like making "grounded videos" or "hate videos" out of him. Warren's face was once shown online revealing him as some sort of Hispanic child with numb-lips, but it's unsure if it actually is him or not.

Warren Cook, you are suspended from school for only 43 days. Your manners of misbehavior and overreaction are not tolerated in any standard guidelines of this school. From this point on, you won't be able to come back until you have improved.

by blank flank March 17, 2023