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Schmiggennocken
Schmiggennocken by birdMANprp26* October 18, 2026
proxy bang
When your boy is in a relationship, but really wants to bang this girl, so he gets you to do it instead
A: "Carl proxy banged Jenica!"
B: "I thought he has a girlfriend"
A: "Yeah, but he really wanted to bang Jenica, so he set her up with Mark, who nailed her last night"
B: "I thought he has a girlfriend"
A: "Yeah, but he really wanted to bang Jenica, so he set her up with Mark, who nailed her last night"
proxy bang by birdMANprp26* October 18, 2026
Glickman tax
When you want to hang out with your friend group, but that idiot is always with them, so you deal with it anyway
Bob: "I was hanging out with Steve, Terquavion, Wilson, and Jamarcus last night at the bar"
Derek: "I thought you didn't like Jamarcus"
Bob: "Yeah, he's a buffoon, but I wanted to hang out with the boys, so I paid the Glickman tax and had to see see Jamarcus too"
Derek: "I thought you didn't like Jamarcus"
Bob: "Yeah, he's a buffoon, but I wanted to hang out with the boys, so I paid the Glickman tax and had to see see Jamarcus too"
Glickman tax by birdMANprp26* October 18, 2026