Definitions by bill shakespear

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

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an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat

your as emo as a Joshua mower

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