Definitions by bill marsano
PAV
PAV (Pediatric Assault Vehicle): clumsy, overgrown, overpriced stroller or baby carriage favored by Yuppies as visible evidence of how much they care for the children they typically leave in the care of underpaid and overworked illegal-immigrant nannies. Coined by Bill Marsano, 2004
"She's a typical Park Slope breeder--a self-important Mommy Menace who'll knock you into the street with her PAV and then act as if it's all your fault."
PAV by bill marsano August 31, 2007